EPISODE 4: The Orange juice burgler

*one  missed call*

DYLAN: Siri call Mr.Sea Turtles

*ring ring ring*

ST: omgg dylan every thing is sooo fucked up no no no this is all wrong

DYLAN: Sea Turtles what happend!!  are you ok

ST:  NO IM NOT OKAY  !  fuck fuck fuck fuck

DYLAN: take a deep breath and tell me what happend????

ST: some dude broke into my house and left everything
the only thing that was missing was the juice in my fridge
FUCKER KNEW MY WEAKNESS

*hangs up phone*

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