Dylron and Friends

EPISODE 4: The Orange juice burgler

*one  missed call*

DYLAN: Siri call Mr.Sea Turtles

*ring ring ring*

ST: omgg dylan every thing is sooo fucked up no no no this is all wrong

DYLAN: Sea Turtles what happend!!  are you ok

ST:  NO IM NOT OKAY  !  fuck fuck fuck fuck

DYLAN: take a deep breath and tell me what happend????

ST: some dude broke into my house and left everything
the only thing that was missing was the juice in my fridge
FUCKER KNEW MY WEAKNESS

*hangs up phone*

EPISODE 3 (RE-VISTED) “LATER THAT NIGHT”

*Mr Sea Turtles rings door bell*

Dylan: hey man!

ST: hi man,  uhhh

Dylan: i could just get high off the smell of you

ST:Dude uhhhh i need to use youre computer. 

Dylan: sure man, just dont close out my tabs
*puts on head phones*

ST:  AHHHH DYLAN YOURE COMPUTER IS HAVING A  STOKEEE!

Dylan: its called electro pop    .___.